When you are a mother to boys...

This is actually NOT my story.

It is about my nephews.

I stole it off my sister's FB page. And for the record and Mrs. Lane-Hamilton and Mrs. Fuchs, "I stole it without permission."

But it is HYSTERIALLY FUNNY and I absolutely HAD to share. I'll beg forgiveness later...

oh, you need to know, C- is 7 year old male and M- is 5 year old male. Both are smarter than the average child their age and creative and...


"Yesterday the two big boys were playing upstairs when I heard C- give a blood curdling scream, followed by M- tearing downstairs to tell me "C- told me too!" and C- showing up to scream "I DID NOT!"
M- "Oh yes he did. He said bite my butt"
C- "I didn't want you to bite my butt!"
M- "He did. He said bit. (pause) I mean bite"
After inspecting the bite mark (man, M- really chomped down) I gave the slightly hysterical version of the "You don't do something just because someone told you to speech" to M- while chasing him up the stairs to time out. Followed by the "why would you say that" speech to C- while putting ice on his arse.
C- calmly explained that they were playing super heroes and sometimes in movies (his example was 101 Dalmatians, thank you Disney) the dogs will bite the bad guys in the butt.
"Yes, but those are DOGS"
"Well, I didn't want him to REALLY bite me, just pretend"
Followed by the whole "Bite my butt" is a rude thing to say and a rather stupid thing to say because they might actually DO IT speech."